SUSHI, PICKLES, AND ICE CREAM

This evening, I dined with some of the coolest people I know. We stuffed our faces (some more than others, some FASTER than others) full of food. Janet liked the quiche. After we were so full of appetizers....we then MADE our own sushi. It was amazing. We squished the rice on, we added veggies, Rae Ann and I enjoyed the tangy zip of miracle whip, and then we rolled and rolled. We sliced them up, and they looked juussssssttt, perfect! We mixed our wasabe in our soya sauce....well most of us did. A certain someone, decided just to squeeze the tube of wasabe directly on top of his sushi.. Soon decided that was not the smartest thing he'd ever done. As his face burned and burned with agony, we all proceeded to laugh....and I videotaped! Fabulous

JOKE: What did Sushi #1 say to Sushi #2??

**He said finish reading my blog to find the answer!**

So supper was great. Then came the present....Now in this present came 'the Flurp'. Only the greatest invention ever cause it's been around since like the 80's! Now you know those little plastic containers with the goopy crap in them, and you squi sh your fingers into the goo to try and make the most hilarious sound ever.... sounds like a Fart! (poofer...i can explain later) After that, it was continual. Someone always had the Flurp in hand after that. Janet makes really nice faces to go along with it... Imagine if you will.... "UUUNNNNGHGHGGG" "OOOWOLLUSUUUU" "GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!" With the face with the scrunched nose and the wrinkly lip etc.

A friend went home to get the cake and so while we waited, we began discussing the cake and strange things. Some how pregnancy came into play and one of the girls (the married one) decided when she got pregnant (which is NOT now) she would tell her family by making an ice cream cake and put pickles in it!! Because that's something I guess us women will crave while we're pregnant. Interesting combo. But somehow, we hoped there wouldn't be pickles in the cake she made tonight! When the cake arrived, it was the most delicious thing ever...Ice cream cake with mars bar and all kinds of good stuff. While we ate cake, we all got these amusing little hats. Janet's was the nicest of all the hats... she was a beautiful bouncing butterfly! (for visual, see picture above) It's my favorite.

Anyways, now that Janet has decided to go to the internet to find her husband, I have decided to help her. I'm going to send that picture to ALL the dating websites: UKRAINIAN GIRL SEEKING CHINESE MAN TO MAKE A NEW BREED
We discussed it, and I told Janet that she can't expect to find whatever she makes up in her head. Now, assuming you've all read her blog, I think she's come to the conclusion that men aren't made to do all those things and be exactly that way. It's not like buying a puppy. You have to find the breed and train it. So she can go get her Ukranian Chinese and her borscht with wontons, but she'll have to work on the other stuff after. For now, it's hot dog sushi (which Janet claims is real!) Well, I've ranted on, and on.... so now the answer to the joke??

What DID sushi #1 say to sushi #2? WASSSSSUUU------BEEEEEE!