I FOUND HIM!!
JANET, I FOUND HIM!!! He's Chinese...AND BRITISH!! Not Ukranian, but your babies would be Chinese-Ukranian. He has a british accent, I met him at Capernwray, he's in Bible school in England. HE'S THE ONE FOR YOU, THE SEARCH IS OVER! Sorry, Wong, too slow. So Janet, pack your bags and go!!! You could be England bound by the morning! haha.
posted by Megan at 5:49 PM
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Ok, so It's not what it looks like, Janet! I totally have two eyes now. Better photos are on my blog which Megan has a link to.
And yes our babies would be Chinese Ukranian, and you have to admit, Chinese babies are the cutest. And I would move over to Canada for you, although, our babies wouldn't have British accents.
Sorry Wong, you lose.
Sorry, but i true nite in shying amor. i wil seep janet off feet and win her hart. no lose. here poem for her
i lov the sun
i lov bleu
i love pizza
i love you
i don no yu well janet buu i no yu re da one fowr me. wait fowr me. good sung bi rebeeca sant jammes.
What Daveo I thought you entrusted me with finding you a wife!? Meg...please? ;-)I must say Daveo that I think black babies might take first place in cuteness..Meg aren't you amazingly excited about Rebecca and Chaz?They're so lovely together..shoot I have like a hundred pages to read for tomorrow so I better go!
oh my goodness...who to choose. Daveo or Wong??? Hmmm...maybe we should have a little contest. You can both try to win my heart. What do you think Meg?
Janet and Chinese, - ukranian or british
YAYAYA!!! CONTEST!!!! And Wong, work on your spelling. the only thing you spelt right was pizza!
Gisela,
I'M SOOO EXCITED!! AHHHH! So lovely!
I have been working quite frequently the last couple hours at trying to perfect my English. What I have found is that if you studying intensely and practice proper grammatical structures, English is not the bear of a language that one makes it out to be. Its Latin roots have simplfied the process of creating sentences that not only look pleasant but grab the reader as well...
So what's this contest and how does it run?
Wow Wong!! That was amazing!! (But you missed something before "studying") But I'll hand it to you, your English shaped up fast.
Recap:
Wong - writes poetry...sort of
- learns english fast
- loves pizza
- Ukranian
- speaks "Canadian" according to Daveo
Daveo - willing to move to Canada
- speaks actual English
- has two eyes
hmm...i don't know...looks like wong has one up on you daveo, what else can you do? can you cook? write love songs? maybe we should have a little iron chef/serenading contest to win my heart
OOOO YEAH!! I like that! Iron Chef/Serenading, at the same time, while juggling, and on rollerskates! Excellent!
If you think I'll give up easy... you're thinking of the Wong guy. I wong't give up! I will beat Daveo at whatever game he chooses. Except sports, or music, or anything involving hand-eye coordination
wong, you were cuter when you couldn't type or speak english very well. i miss the old wong.
I second that! WE WANT THE OLD WONG!!! (Now I cast a spell on you and next to all of your English abilities have been taken away!)
So, Uh, WONG:
Janet and I gots to talkin' last night, and what we've come to the conclusion of, is that, so far we know that Daveo has TWO eyes, and you have NONE.
We judge no further until you get at least TWO eyes, and a FULL BODY PIC!!
Ha! This is hilarious! Too funny.
Ok, Gisela, I know I entrusted you to finding me a wife, but you're proabably looking at a whole bunch of Americans, and to be honest, I have found Canadians preferable. Although Gis, you are one of America's finest.
(I don't believe I'm actually contesting, and Megan you are so silly), But Wong, your English will never be as good as mine. Growing up in England, living here my whole life... don't give me this crap about 'Latin roots' and 'grabbing the reader'! Firstly, I went to a Grammar School here (which just had it's 450th anniversary) so I know grammar, and secondly, English sentence structure does not 'grab the reader' at all. It's bland and has little feeling. I should introduce you to Greek.
Hi Janet, sorry for addressing you last, but I felt I had to point out Wong's ignorance and whiteness.
Hmm, what can I do... Well, I can cook for sure. I've had a cooking lesson at least once a week from my dad who is a great cook, especially of Chinese cuisine, so if we got together, you probably wouldn't ever have to cook. Hmm,I love dancing (mainly hip-hop and breakdance, although I'm only an amateur -ask Megan, she's seen me), and no I can't really sing. I love singing, but i'm not a singer. Although I'd serenade you any day. Oh, actually, you can ask Megan what my singing is like, since she heard me singing in the shower many a morning in Austria. ...I'm not going to post my social CV on here, so i'll stop.
But whatever, I still don't really know what you look like, Janet. -Megan post a picture of her on here (and not one of her eating cake!)
p.s. for the story behind the eye photo, go to my blog! or ask Megan, (but my blog tells it pretty well).
dear daveo, sounds like you have some sweet skills. As a linguist, I find it particularly unimportant for one to have "good grammar", for we do not prefer prescriptive grammar-no, we would rather study the grammar of real people speaking the way they would casually, so that we may figure out the deep structure of their language. Wong is no exception- it would be particularly interesting to me to study his "chinese" (albeit fake chinese) english so that I may make conclusions about second language acquisition and write in a lengthy, boring, linguistics journal for boring linguists, or students who aspire to become boring linguists.
But that aside, if you are ever in Edmonton, I will take you up on having you cook for me any day. And I don't care if you can sing or not. Just as long as I am serenaded and made to feel particularly special. If you so desire, check my blog, for you may (or may not) find it amusing. And there may be a picture or two of me on there, dont ask megan for a pic, for she only has ones with me wearing an absurd party hat, stuffing cake and sushi in my face. Hot.
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