Textbook Fall

So, I was coming out of my friend's house carrying a LARGE tupperware container full of stuff. I was walking to my car, tired but in rather chipper spirit when all of a sudden I found my feet above my head and I was lying flat on my back with the LARGE tupperware container now resting on my chest! I slipped on a patch of ice (which my friend's aunt warned us about not an hour earlier) and had no hands to break my fall. As I landed on my back, hurting....all of me, including my tailbone, back, and neck, my friend, who was beside me began LAUGHING HER BUTT OFF... She felt bad after once she saw the tears in my eyes, but I told her I wasn't going to pretend that I wouldn't have laughed, because we both know I would have done just the same. So as I sit here on the couch relatively sore, I do not want to move and would like to summon people to bring me Dairy Queen...
goodnight