Battle of the Toilet Paper

Alright...here's my problem. Cayley and I share the room that is next to the toilet. (I say toilet because it is in a different room from the rest of the bathroom) People get up to use the toilet in the middle of the night and when they tear the toilet paper off of the roll, it sounds like a motorcycle is driving through our bedroom. It is SO loud every single square wakes me up.
So this is my plan of action. I have already politely asked everyone to use the roll of toilet paper that is on the floor next to the toilet. Problem persisted. I then proceeded to remove the roll of toilet paper and placing it on the floor before going to bed. This is my present attempt...today, I created this sign. One other problem I encountered while making this sign is that we have no tape or fun-tac or any sort of removeable adhesive...so I used a glue stick. I justified this action by the fact that the walls are terribly made and that the owners are completely demolishing this house once we move out. If my friendly sign does not work, my next move will to be COMPLETELY remove ALL of the rolls of toilet paper and hiding them until morning. Or else get a screw driver and remove the roll dispenser. I will be forced to take action and do whatever means necessary to get a peaceful sleep. This madness has got to end!