"Are You Single, Seymour Butts?"

Holy Cow. I had an interest/fun day/night. First off, it all began at 3:18AM! (I thought this was all a bad dream, until I woke up and looked at my call ID). At exactly 3:18 AM according to my phone, I got a call last night. I rolled out of my sleep and to the other end of my bed, picked up the phone and heard a male voice on the other end...

It said, "Hi is Don there?" .... you've got to be kidding me. If I wake up in the middle of the night to answer the phone someone better be dead, or I better have won something big, really big. I was like, "Uh, no, you have the wrong number. grrrr". He said, "Oh, were you sleeping?!". Uh I surely was smarty pants!
Then....not only did I not win anything, he then begins to hit on me!!!! Can you believe that!? He wakes me at 3:18 AM and hits on me! He says, "Oh you're sleeping? Are you alone? Are you single? How bout some company?!" ...................I hung up. Thought it was all a bad dream until this morning. I'm just going to end that story there. Retard.

Now, Nursing class today was fun. I MET Seymour Butts! The famous Seymour Butts. Have a looksee. On the left, there I am trying his goods on, and on the right... we zoom in on the name. You can just see the beginning there by the hand. Hey everyone, leave me your stupid stories, I wanna hear them!! If you send me pictures via email, I'll post them for ya.