The Bacon Bitters

Oh welcome to the show! We are a new band that has recently formed as a result of ridiculously stupid nursing exams. If you're lost, join our fanmail group and you can receive our newsletter. Thanks.

It all started out with our lead guitarist. Turns out she does not have any rhythm and we're not sure how she made the cut. But anywas, the band then decided that we needed a little something to keep the beat, and that banging on the wall just was not going to cut it any longer. So, we went to the next level and invested in another instrument.. My dear bandmate went upstairs of her grandfolks house and got our newest band member....She came back with a jar of bacon bits. The problem was they were unopen so it did not shake very well. We can fix that...so we dumped half of the jar out onto a piece of paper. Excellent, now it shakes like jello!

Now, I would like to introduce you to the band:

On the right we have the fabulous, most gorgeous nursing student number 1. STEPHANIE GREEN MCAULEY!!!! She likes chicken, no dessert, and long walks on the U of A campus. She comes from a small town called Vermilion in a house that her wonderful friend's dad built!

On the left, we have the very green, stressed out MEGAN GREEN BAUER!! She enjoys desserts of any kind, as long as they do not include pineapple, and her new camera. She also comes from this small peanut town called Vermilion.

As you can see, we weren't feeling very well that night, and that's why our skin is a little discolored. hehe.

So please, support us and buy our new record when it is released in 2010. Join our fanclub, and send us fanmail! GOODNIGHT UNIQUE NEW YORK!!!